dont-argue-with-your-serperior:
im that one friend that doesnt date anyone and doesnt really go to parties or have a life really but when im over at your house ill eat all your food and for exchange i shall tell you bad puns
“knock knock”
“who’s there”
“the”
“the who?”
“YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *instrument explodes*”
this will piss off a lot of people but it’s my opinion so deal with it
People like you make me want to throw up. I mean how could you even think that ugh.
i can’t BELIEVE you would have the NERVE to say that like honestly i’m so fucking pissed off don’t even look at me people like you make me sick to my stomach god dammit
Wow ok seriously? WTF? keep your damn opinions to yourself
Perfection
this fucking show
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
The C
I FUCKING GET IT NOW IT TOOK ME LIKE 20 MINS
oh my god my mom came home and from the kitchen she just started yelling like using my middle name and everything
so I come out of my room and I’m like “dang woman what the frick”
and she holds up this box and is like “WHY IS THERE AN EMPTY CONDOM BOX ON THE TABLE”
and I’m like
mom
those are guitar strings
This is a 5 month old Tibetan Mastiff. This is a 5 month old Tibetan Mastiff. This is a 5 month old Tibetan Mastiff.
This is a 5 month old Tibetan Mastiff.This is a 5 month old Tibetan Mastiff. This is a 5 month old Tibetan Mastiff.This is a 5 month old Tibetan Mastiff.This is a 5 month old Tibetan Mastiff.
This is a 5 month old Tibetan Mastiff. SWEET. JESUS. CHRIST.is that a husky
IT’S
SO
FLUFFY
I’M GONNA
DIE
We’re all going to be like
No guys seriously.
During the Mishapocalypse, My friend who works with tumblr had to wake up at 3 am to help make sure that the servers didn’t crash.
Fandoms can break tumblr and November is going to be a long month.
Wow
I can’t believe Andrew Hussie got to meet Andrew Hussie, what an incredible experience it must have been
johnny depp is so confusing like sometimes he looks like this
and then later he looks like this
hE dOESN’T eVEn LOOK LiKE tHE SAme PERson!!!!?????
AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON HIS VOICE, MAN
WHY HAS NOBODY EVER SAID ANYTHING NICER TO GARTH?
WHY NOT?
HE IS THE MOST LOVING, CARING, HAPPY-GO-LUCKY MEMBER OF THE SHOW. HE QUESTIONS KIDS WITH SOCK PUPPETS BECAUSE HE DOESN’T WANT TO SCARE THEM. HE SAVES DEAN AND SAM’S RELATIONSHIP. HE TAKES CARE OF KEVIN. GARTH HAS A SOLUTION FOR EVERYTHING. GARTH TAKES ON ONE OF THE MOST EMOTIONALLY DAMAGING JOBS AND REMAINS HAPPY, UNBROKEN, AND SMILING.
WHY DOESN’T EVERYONE SHOWER GARTH WITH COMPLIMENTS???
“all slytherins are evil”
“all gryffindors are good guys”
“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”
“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”
Name one evil Gryffindor. One.
peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME
homestuck-clarification-kinda:
Omg can you imagine a Homestuck theme park?
You come in and immediately get killed
nepetas spining teacups
vriskas ship
equius’s strength tester (everyone gets peasantblood )
gamzee’s fun house and freakshow ( id love the gamzee section)
eridan and feferis water corners
tavroses midevil themed sector
aradias excavitions
kanayas giftshop( only clothes)
terezis rainbow park( everything has a light smell and it has ALLLL the candy and chalk in a store)
karkats area ia always closed down with a big sign reading “fuck you all this is my place “
solluxes videogame arcade
jades lazertag
johns indoor skydiving
daves music center
roses bookstore
a podium in the center where either kankri or the signless come and start giving a speach
… should i go on?
yes plEASE
I’D GO TO THAT SPEECH
And..
Betty Crocker consession stands
A meet the Grand Highblood (like a mall santa, except when you sit on his lap instead of telling him what you want for christmas you have to beg for mercy)
Doc Scratch’s CD/DVD/Video game store
Darkleer’s archary range
A live stage preformance of a battle at sea between Mindfang and Dualscar
Terezi’s Build-A-Scalemate
Dolorsa’s Daycare
Summoner’s Petting zooA big stage for strife shows
Roxy’s bar (can there be alcohol at a theme park idk)
An area for Derse and all Derse themed rides
Prospit with all Prospit themed rides
God Tier makeover place where like you can get a God Tier costume and weapon
People payed to walk around in cosplay and greet you and shit (WHERE DO I SING UP FOR THAT JOB DEAR FUCK)
Jake’s Movie Theater with a John theater where all the shitty movies are played and Karkat’s theater where all the romcoms are played
Pumkin Party In Sea Hitler’s Water Apocalypse roller coaster cuz i can see that being a super awesome roller coaster
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
Mituna and Latula’s skate park
A strife arena (Sort of like those things where you hit each other with foam swords and shit)
Jane’s Bakery
Meulin’s Shipping Corner (Where you sit down and talk about ships, crayons and paper are provided for shipping walls)
Her Imperious Condescension’s Whack a Lowblood
Eridan’s Not As Cool Whack a Lowblood, Whack a Landdweller
FLARPing
Dirk’s robotics (Like where you can build a toy robot or something)
Terezi’s Murder Court (where you can go though like those interactive stories where you run around a giant area to find shit and solve the clues then you find the killer and take it to court)
A rollercoaster or something based on davesprite, because we all want this
Callilope’s makeover
The Felt and the Midnight Crew showdown (4D movie)
Trickster land
Hussie’s tear-waterworks
Sweet bro and hella jeff’s blog (i dunno, something like a stand)
Ms.Paint art house
Planets (Where you can visit the planets like the land of wind and shade or like a ride through it like little world in disney)
I WANT THIS TO BE REAL SO BAD OH MY GOSH
Why hasn’t anyone thought of an in depth detailed cascade rollarcoaster ride?
Sweet jesus I wish this was a thing. I would goddamn live there.
How about a Prospit/Derse rollercoaster like dueling dragons? One in white and one in black, spinning together, then the white one goes through this misty glittery tunnel and the black one goes through this hall of horrors and the prospitans come out all enchanted and moony and the dersites come out all cranky and traumatized. Just like the real thing!
Damara and Rufioh’s anime theater or viewing room or something
A Colonel Sassacre playing pranks on all the workers
Aranea’s story tellings
A place filled with just horses because, well, horses
Everycannon stuffed animal ever on sale everywhere plus more
Kurloz and Meulin teaching people basic sigh language because why not
A booth with Meenah and braiding and the Condense and just hair stuff
THE MAYOR AND CAN TOWN!
At night Prospit and Derse have light shows showing things in the clouds and other things in the sky
Doc scratch handing out Scotty dogs
Live rap battles
A coaster to simulate DIrk’s rocket board and Tavro’s rocket chair and Vriska’s rocket shoes
So many possibilities! IF THIS WERE A REAL PLACE I WOULD NEVER LEAVE
HELP
I’VE FANGIRLED AND I CAN’T GET UP
OOOOOMEHGOD
HELP
HELP ME
CALL 911
I AM DEDall i ever needed out of this post was for someone to draw the GHB in a santa suit with gamzee and kurloz as the elves omfg please
